Walking through the hell that is my neighborhood Wal-Mart the other day (I couldn't get out of it), and I'm struck dumb by this image...
......AAANNNNNNND FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT A SVELTE 190 POUNDS, HE HAS A MIXED MARTIAL ARTS RECORD OF 456 WINS, NO LOSSES, AND ONE DRAW AGAINST A RABID POLAR BEAR.....HE IS AN ORANGE BELT, A MASTER OF THE CHEE-TOE STYLE OF MARTIAL ARTS.....TRAINING FROM THE SUPER WAL-MART OF GILBERT, ARIZONA.........THE DOUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHBBOOOOOOOYYYYY, BREEEEEEEENNNNNT SIIIEEEEEEECCCCKKKKKMMMMAAAAAAANNNNN......
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