FFS Friday!

FFS Friday riddle: What do couture and Wal-Mart have in common?

I'll give you a hint. Handbags.

At first glance, these purses seem....well, pretty plain, from a dude's point of view. Don't know what makes them so special.

But.....remember I did say that Wal-Mart was half of this equation.

Parlez vous FUCK YEAH.

Because drinking wine out of a box ain't classy enough, Vernissage Wines decided to throw some couture up in that bitch, by making the two buck chuck into a designer handbag. FFS.

Soop's Comment Fodder Question: Ladies.....if you saw your friend roll into the Bunco party, or whatever shit you gals do together, with this atrocity in tow, what would you say?

WTFriday!

Walking through the hell that is my neighborhood Wal-Mart the other day (I couldn't get out of it), and I'm struck dumb by this image...

That's right, fools! It's a MIXED MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING CENTER in my Wal-Mart. UFC better watch out...

......AAANNNNNNND FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT A SVELTE 190 POUNDS, HE HAS A MIXED MARTIAL ARTS RECORD OF 456 WINS, NO LOSSES, AND ONE DRAW AGAINST A RABID POLAR BEAR.....HE IS AN ORANGE BELT, A MASTER OF THE CHEE-TOE STYLE OF MARTIAL ARTS.....TRAINING FROM THE SUPER WAL-MART OF GILBERT, ARIZONA.........THE DOUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHBBOOOOOOOYYYYY, BREEEEEEEENNNNNT SIIIEEEEEEECCCCKKKKKMMMMAAAAAAANNNNN......

Have a good weekend, all!