So this elephant and donkey walk into a bar...

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Since both the chest-puffing political conventions are coming to a close this week, I thought it would be a good time to introduce the SooperDad endorsed candidate.

This candidate embodies everything that the youth of the country need as their leader for a new era. This candidate is emboldened by the challenge of running for a Senate seat in the most densely populated state in the Union. This candidate puts the Woww in JWoww. (Be careful clicking her link.....there's a song that autoplays in the background.....2 guesses which song.)

This is FOR REAL. And ANIMATED.

So, Mindy Meyer is a Senate candidate for NY state in the 21st District, which is basically Albany. So she's in the State Capitol, and pushing her Conservative Republican values in a district that has historically voted Democrat. Not to mention that she's gotten her Bachelor's Degree, and is now working on a law degree.......does this sound at all familiar to anyone?

That's right....she's touting herself as the "Legally Blonde" candidate.

Good on her for actually trying to do something and not being about the standard cookie-cutter political campaigns.......but..........I really don't know what she's going for here.

These guys look THRILLED to see their local candidate.

I want her to get elected, and immediately make her victory speech. I then want someone to ask her why people can't locate the United States on a map.......