Friday, August 3, 2012

FFS Friday!

In the spirit of the 30th Olympiad (which is my favorite. XXX y'all. Anything that has that in it is going to be awesome.), SooperDad would like to spotlight and give his very first FFS gold medal.

Meet Mahiedine Mekhissi-Benabbad. He's a French track star. We won't hold being French against him.

His name is prounounced "doo-sh  can-oo"

Mr. Mytzlplk recently won the 3,000 yard steeplechase event at the European Championships over the July 4th weekend, and celebrated by humiliating a 14 year old.

The kid was in a mascot costume, named "Appy", and was the mascot for European Athletics, so kind of the guys that were putting on the Championships in Helsinki. European Athletics hired a 14-year old girl to greet the runners as they finished the race and hand them a gift bag in appreciation for their effort. 

This is how Mr. Mysoginist responded.

Oh, but that's not all folks, this serious French charmer had a similar incident in 2011, when in a League event, Mr. MaDouchy-BaddBadd got into a physical confrontation with HIS OWN TEAMMATE, who had beaten him. His teammate came in 9th, Mr MaDouche came in 11th :( sads.


  1. I love the tags for this more than I know how to say. Like you were conjugating "douche". lmao But I'd like to give him the "SHE'S A CHILD, YOU ASS" award for that first one. How awful. :( (Farm Princess)

  2. Beliza......I took my Ambien while writing this, and apparently, my brain used all the forms of "douche" I knew. As you can see in the tags, I spelled "athletics" incorrectly too. *smh*