Waste of humanity

This was from June 2012...

For those that don't know, I've had quite the issue with one Chris Brown.

I wish this fucker would just hide out and not enter the public arena EVER AGAIN.

If you haven't heard, Brown and his "entourage" recently got into a barfight with Drake's "entourage". At W.i.P club in SoHo, there was a lot of damage, one of Brown's group ended up in the hospital with pretty severe wounds, and Brown himself tweeted (and later deleted) a pic of his war wound.

He tweeted this pic with this post: "Ni**as throwing bottles! Y'all ni**az weak!"  

He also tweeted: "How u party with rich n---- that hate? Lol.... Throwing bottles like girls?#shameonya!" 

Fucking. Brilliance.

Not only are you CONVICTED ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND ABUSE CHARGES, you are the posterboy for wasted talent. Sorry for your boo-boo, but "throwing bottles like girls" leads me to ask the question....

Did Rihanna fight "like a girl" when you beat the shit out of her?

This stupid fuck is STILL ON PROBATION. Needless to say, being in and around the vicinity of a bar fight isn't the smartest place to be, but we all know that intelligence isn't this fuckstick's strong point.

It's reported that Drake bounced out before the fray started, meanwhile, the CONVICT that was ON PROBATION stuck around and decided that his best option was to "man up" and get violent, and then tweet and DELETE his dumbass tweets AGAIN. 

I bet his lawyer is buying his Mabach right now.

West Side (of Sacramento) Story

Ok, this really doesn't have anything to do with parenting, or being a dad, but it is still darkly hilarious.

My wife found a story this evening about 30 women in Sacramento that got involved in a street fight that was apparently organized via Facebook regarding one woman's "suggestive post" to another woman's boyfriend.

Re-read that sentence. 

We are now using the networking power of social media to organize GANG FIGHTS.

Pic from scene uploaded via Instagram

Alright. So, without reading any further than the sentence describing the story I put above, here's MY interpretation of what happened.

Girlfriend: "What did that bitch just say? She hopes my man has a 'good night'? Awwwwww hell nawwww"

*clicks Create Event*

Friend of Girlfriend opens Facebook to find she's been invited to "Beat this Bitch Ass" Event scheduled for tomorrow night. She excitedly accepts and shares to her wall. More friends follow suit. 

Really....read the article, then watch the news story about it. These chicks were HARDCORE. One of them took a candle from a MEMORIAL (read: a shrine to dead people), broke it, and then used it as a weapon.

Yes. She took a Jesus candle, broke it on the street, and prepared to use her Jesus shank on some people.

The two people that had injuries sustained them with BASEBALL BATS. 

What the hell goes on in Sacramento that a mob of 30 crazy women with baseball bats and broken glass doesn't prompt some kind of hysteria?

Watch the video, the woman that gives the account to the reporter works at the convienience store, and claims many of them "came in to buy drinks"...........

Fresca: more refreshing than fracturing that bitch's skull.

Stay classy, Sacramento.