WTFriday!

At a store that will remain nameless, but a chain store, mostly found in malls, frequented by teenagers and parents looking to get their children's ears pierced, I found the following item......on thier "cheap shit" rack.

Having bowled competitively for 20+ years, I can tell you without a doubt there are no "true styles". Unless they are talking about the pins, in which case they tried to follow "making carefully" in the most generic sense. Let's use this phrase in other marketing campaigns!

• Subway: Making carefully the simulating true styles of 5 dollar footlongs.
• Mazda: Simulating true styles and making of ZOOOOOM.
• Chevy: Simulating true American styles and making carefully the heartbeat.
• Nike: Just making carefully the true do it styles.

P.S. - the store rhymes with "Flares".