Monday, October 15, 2012

A Case of the Mondays...

If you're stuck at work today, regretting all the poor life decisions that led you to take your job in a cube, I salute you.

If you're not working, congratulations. What are you doing with your life? Saving squirrels perhaps?

A Redditor submitted this paragraph, which he claimed was an email from his co-worker.
 I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor's yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.
If you're a normal human, you're thinking "WHAT IN THE FUCK? You're untying squirrels? Bullshit, Johnson, you hit snooze too many times, and now you're 30 minutes late."

If you're a normal human being who looks at the picture attached to the e-mail, you sit in wonderous amazement.
"We'll see you when you get here, Johnson"


  1. That's a lot of little bitey mouths to work around.