Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.....
Especially when that woman is an ex-girlfriend that you decide to trust with sharp objects and a stock of nitrous oxide.
See, this guy, Marek Olszewski, from the Polish city of Wroclaw, decided to ask for help from his ex-girlfriend whom he split with days earlier.
Mr. Olszewski had a toothache. His ex-girlfriend was a dentist.
Of course, she offered to help out this great guy who just made her spend the last 2 or 3 days in a dark closet, hugging her knees, listening to Sinead O'Connor, running her local corner store out of Hagen-Dazs, defacing every picture of them as a couple, and basically ugly crying as much as humanly possible.
Mr. Olszewski awoke missing his teeth. EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. ONE.
F.F.S.
The woman in question, Anna Mackowiak, had this to say about it:
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Mackowiak is quoted as saying. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."
...........................................................................................*cough*
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