If you're not working, congratulations. What are you doing with your life? Saving squirrels perhaps?
A Redditor submitted this paragraph, which he claimed was an email from his co-worker.
I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor's yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.If you're a normal human, you're thinking "WHAT IN THE FUCK? You're untying squirrels? Bullshit, Johnson, you hit snooze too many times, and now you're 30 minutes late."
If you're a normal human being who looks at the picture attached to the e-mail, you sit in wonderous amazement.
|"We'll see you when you get here, Johnson"|