FFS Friday

Lately, my wife had an obsession with the Bravo show "Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding", which followed tramp housewife Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta, as she found her dream man, Kroy Biermann, defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons.

It was her.......personality that caught his eye first (allegedly)

Anyways, the show was actually pretty good, and Amanda got me sucked into watching the wedding. Now, Kim's a little crazy, but she had her wedding decked out like a boss.

And, here's where we get to FFS Friday. If you want to go full crazy for your own wedding, you can. Ladies, contain your orgasms.

UGGs brand now has a separate line of WEDDING FOOTWEAR. I couldn't make this shit up.

The Fluff Flip Flop I Do! sandals are a STEAL at $80 because fuck your wedding day, you want comfort, and nothing says comfort like faux-sheep prison flops.

Ladies, you might as well just walk down the aisle in your sweats that say PINK across the back, your hair up in that messy bun, and your tight pajama shirt.

FFS.

Out of the way, we're gettin' married, y'all!!

WTFriday!!

I know I have been absent for a while, and I apologize. Life is starting to calm down for the moment, and I will get back to blogging and the CHALLENGES in a short bit.

But in the meantime, here is your weekly dose of neutered intelligence:

I came across the illegitimate love child of jeggings and Pajama Jeans, named "Action Jeans"

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! I also found the ONLY classy way to wear sweatpants to work!

That's right: Dress Pant Sweatpants. So casual, you can take a nap, so formal, you can wear them with a suit..........

If I saw my CEO wearing these, I would update my resume on every job hunting website I could find, because either he's/she's a transient posing as a high powered executive, or he's the laziest SOB and can only fathom getting himself half dressed in the morning. Nothing better than the boss rolling out of the rack with his "Dress Pant Sweatpants" already pressed and well-worn from 8 hours of sleep!