FFS Friday

Lately, my wife had an obsession with the Bravo show "Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding", which followed tramp housewife Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta, as she found her dream man, Kroy Biermann, defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons.

It was her.......personality that caught his eye first (allegedly)

Anyways, the show was actually pretty good, and Amanda got me sucked into watching the wedding. Now, Kim's a little crazy, but she had her wedding decked out like a boss.

And, here's where we get to FFS Friday. If you want to go full crazy for your own wedding, you can. Ladies, contain your orgasms.

UGGs brand now has a separate line of WEDDING FOOTWEAR. I couldn't make this shit up.

The Fluff Flip Flop I Do! sandals are a STEAL at $80 because fuck your wedding day, you want comfort, and nothing says comfort like faux-sheep prison flops.

Ladies, you might as well just walk down the aisle in your sweats that say PINK across the back, your hair up in that messy bun, and your tight pajama shirt.

FFS.

Out of the way, we're gettin' married, y'all!!