Friday, June 15, 2012

FFS Friday



Lately, my wife had an obsession with the Bravo show "Don't Be Tardy For the Wedding", which followed tramp housewife Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta, as she found her dream man, Kroy Biermann, defensive end for the Atlanta Falcons.
It was her.......personality that caught his eye first (allegedly)

Anyways, the show was actually pretty good, and Amanda got me sucked into watching the wedding. Now, Kim's a little crazy, but she had her wedding decked out like a boss.

And, here's where we get to FFS Friday. If you want to go full crazy for your own wedding, you can. Ladies, contain your orgasms.
UGGs brand now has a separate line of WEDDING FOOTWEAR. I couldn't make this shit up.


The Fluff Flip Flop I Do! sandals are a STEAL at $80 because fuck your wedding day, you want comfort, and nothing says comfort like faux-sheep prison flops.

Ladies, you might as well just walk down the aisle in your sweats that say PINK across the back, your hair up in that messy bun, and your tight pajama shirt.

FFS.

Out of the way, we're gettin' married, y'all!!

4 comments:

  1. Why do you think they call them UGG!! Who knew?!?

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    1. I'm going to make a competing line called "Barfs", and they are going to be a mixture of Crocs, Uggs, and penny loafers. Don't ask me how, but I'll make it work.

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  2. Jennifer Australian for BeerJune 16, 2012 at 9:35 AM

    "might as well just walk down the aisle in your sweats that say PINK across the back, your hair up in that messy bun, and your tight pajama shirt" <--- Obviously, you're in on the planning for my wedding.

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    1. Awesome! I've already made the menu. Pork rinds for appetizers, for the salad, I have wilted lettuce on a bed of large croutons, topped with enough cheese to constipate you for a week, and all smothered in enough ranch dressing to let you hear your arteries clog. Main course - Hot dogs. Just hot dogs. Dessert? Jello shots, of course.

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